Doctor who: YO MAMA SO FAT THE ADIPOSE CONSIDER HER A NATURAL RESOURCE
Supernatural: YO MAMA SO FAT SHES STILL ALIVE ONLY CUZ AZAZEL COULDN’T PUT HER ON THE CEILING
Harry Potter - YO MAMA SO FAT HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE
Sherlock - YOUR MOTHER IS OVERWEIGHT
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Hi im sorry to interrupt ur fun with a downer but my cousin asked me to help him raise money in his father my uncle’s memory. I added a page on my blog for fundraising so if you could check that out its super appreciated
so today I got a challenge from a friend of mine
he was all like “I AM AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU”
so im like gosh!
so i mustered all of my strength
AND I AMERICA’D!!!! I HEEEAR THE SOUND OF FREEEEDOOOM
stephen wasn’t satisfied
he was all like
you want me to america again?
so i said golly i’m all freedom’d out but i can try
but something went terribly wrong
I accidentally England
If Hilary Clinton became president she would be the first president to have had sex with another president.
That we know of.
otters in and out of water
always sleek and slim and proper
dance to please the ocean gods
and show off their beach ready bods
Drunk Karaoke on the Enterprise.
For my dear friend tehriz, who had a less than ideal week.
Few things exist that are more perfect.
This is one of the first things I reblogged on Tumblr. It is still one of my favorites.
this is one of the reasons I joined Tumblr
thanks for being here, spider-man.